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thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

(via orgasmic-humor)

spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

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(via levis-short-ass)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via alishareigns)

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

(via alishareigns)

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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(via metal-headz-unite)

(Source: best-of-memes, via metal-headz-unite)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via metal-headz-unite)

reblog if you’re an asshole

(Source: captainarlert, via cutting-anon)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via cutting-anon)